Tuesday, May 26, 2026

The Mayor of Noobtown

The Mayor of Noobtown
by Ryan Rimmel


Blurb:
It could be worse. You could be stuck with a literal shoulder demon.

After dying and being reborn into a world that's built like a video game, Jim has found himself stuck in a very old world style new player zone for low level adventurers. Unfortunately, the zone fell out of use centuries ago, and no one told the monsters they were supposed to take it easy on the Noobs. Even worse, the only new player around is Jim.

Jim has been given an opportunity, and he'll do his best to take advantage of it.


My Reaction:
(This was another 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back reading selection.)

Ugh.  
Need I say more?  

I haven't been keeping up with updating my reading list, and I've mercifully forgotten most of the specifics, but I do remember pages of stats (which I skipped without an ounce of guilt), juvenile humor, and literally falling asleep multiple times while struggling to make my way through this book.  

To be fair, when the author finally had some things actually happen, it was more readable (though I wouldn't go so far as to say it was enjoyable), but that was far too late in the book to earn more than a single star from me, I'm afraid. 

I just don't get the success of this book, but the world is a strange place full of mystery and confoundment. 

(As bad as this was, I still say that Shadow Moon and Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff were worse reading experiences for me, personally.)